NEW EPISODE - The Invisible Pyramid - New Years Eve Special

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For our last episode of 2022 we offer capricious articulations via obscure vocabularies, and explore a brief history of spore bearers. Has humankind reached its evolutionary plateau? And, what is a Thunder Stone exactly?

Whichever way you decide to celebrate the arrival of the new year, we're excited you've chosen to situate yourself right alongside us. 

Our extended playlist includes Toumani Diabate, Uschi Bruning, Tobias Picker, Asha Bhosle, a plethora of Cocteau Twins tracks PLUS some rare Bowie recordings we'd come across recently. Speckled between every few tracks are film interludes -recordings from some of our most admired unusual films from the archive -such as Jiri Menzel films + other Czech masterpieces like Lubos Fiser's score for Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (Valerie a týden divů).

Happy New Year, dear Venusians!! We appreciate you listening and can't wait to see what's in store for 2023.

NEW EPISODE- Expecting To Fly #34

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Dearest Venusian - We’ve been on a bit of a hiatus, and appreciate you sticking around during our relocation!

Amidst the madness of schlepping our library + other necessities over to our new spot, we managed to piece together a reading in Czech from an excerpt of Bohumil Hrabal's Mĕstečko, kde se zastavil čas, plus a conversation on memory, as well as morphogenetic memory, featured in the written works of Israel's Daniel Chamovitz.


Join us for the final episode from our San Fernando Valley spot -where Hey Venus Radio first sprouted wings, scraped its knee, and three years later, here we are…or rather, there we were.

We're here to stay no matter our location, even if standing on the edge of a feather, expecting to fly. 

Stay till the end for our extended playlist, where we feature some nostalgic tunes, such as long-lost Polish tracks (we did some digging!), and many other favorites by groups such as Surface, Eva Pilarova, Patrick Cowley, Front 242, Urzsula Dudziak, Psychic TV, Vitamin Wig C, Ashra Tempel, Hana Hegerova, Maryam Guebrou, and quite a few other tracks from our archive.

NEW EPISODE - Pataphysics & Orbiting the Hunger

Tune-in for our latest episode, PATAPHYSICS & ORBITING THE HUNGER- as we read through an excerpt of Alfred Jarry's Pataphysical works. Stay until the end as we reveal updates on some of our recent findings on wild tigers in Nepal, DPSS blunders, and more about our summer-line of medicinal tea, for those sleepless nights.

We also include our usual extended playlist, featuring works by Sława Przybylska, Natasza Zylska, Venus Gang, Asha Bhosle, Maysa Matarazzo, Cartola, Lill Babs,  and many others. Don't forget...it's fun to have nothing, do things in the nude, oh it's sweet to be hungry....

A special Thank You! to our patrons who've joined us, your August mix-tape is in the mail this weekend. And, if you haven't checked your inbox recently, we sent out your special sneek-peek of our latest episode on the 16th!

NEW EPISODE - Seven Day Fool: A Summer Dance Party Mix

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Well, summer has arrived, and is hopefully almost over…these mosquitos are surely feasting like we haven’t seen in years. We wish you well fellow Venusians! And, invite you to take a listen to our latest episode, SEVEN DAY FOOL - a dance mix for a restless summer indeed —available to stream or download at your very fingertips…we hope you brought along a comfortable pair of slacks and a clean pair of panties to prepare for these sassy hits from our extended archive.

NEW EPISODE - Exquisite Interludes - Summer Edition: An Extended Playlist

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Surrender to the encroaching summer + listen to our NEW EPISODE! What does Chicago-based Lithuanian artist Vyto Beleska have in common with the Belgian Avant Garde, and a lost tape of voicemails amidst day-old decaf? You'll have to listen to our latest episode to find out.

For this episode we're showcasing some of our rarest tracks from the archive (as well as a few classics, of course) -featuring works by Aksak Maboul, Ros Sereysothea, Samla Mammas Manna, The Rising Storm, Asha Bhosle, Shelly Thunder, Henry Cow, Hiroshi Wada + the Mahina Stars, composer Tobias Picker -and quite a few others. 

NEW EPISODE - The Accidental Marvelous & Other Stories

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We are officially 2 years old today —we just can't believe it, and hope you'll join us for our special 30th episode. Fabric Follies! The rings of Saturn! Allegory as a proposition in the faculty of 'seeing'? Why not?

We also dive into Todorov's 'The Accidental Marvelous', reveal our top Telepathy experiments, dissect the number 30, reminisce on life before the drought —don't forget, this is the Season of the Taurus...

As usual our special extended playlist includes over two hours of music by artists such as Helena Vondráčková, Cymande, Tova Gertner, Slowdive, Sakura & The Quests, Vitamin Wig C, Viparet Piengsuwan, MEOW, Mildred Bailey, Red House Painters, The Original Brothers, Lill Babs, and many more tracks from our archive.

NEW EPISODE - NO ORDINARY LOVE: On Sex & Intimacy

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Ahoy there, scavengers of love, we're happy to have you join us for an evening of debauchery -as we talk about unrequited love & intimate friendships, food sex, alien sex, and much more...uncensored and uncut.


Stay until the very end for a steamy 2 ½ hour playlist, featuring tracks by Space Cats, Anemic Boyfriend, Teddy & Darrel, Alemayehu, Johnny Kongos & The G-Men, This Mortal Coil, Sopwith Camel, Caterina Valente, Psychic TV, Cocteau Twins, MINA, and many others —you're sure in for a love-sick treat, and we hope your heart doth skip a sultry beat.

NEW EPISODE - Holiday On The Moon: A New Years Eve Special

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Dear Listeners —May your toes be speckled by raindrops from off the moonflower. And, as you contemplate the residuum from this past year, we hope your epiphanies grow wild and your nightmares stimulate movement, rather than a bothersome tremble.

The time has come -join us for our very last episode of 2021! Let us be your companion for the new year, as we share our latest discoveries: unusual words from the archive -and we talk a little about that dreaded thing they call, Time; years ago we based our lives on the diurnal rhythms of animal and plant life -abandoned primal sensations. Let's explore these fragile molecular organisms that make up the biochemistry of our internal clocks.

We also have a few questions, such as...what exactly is a freshwater Lithistida? Where the hell is Mephisto? And, why does LA stink?

Our special New Years Eve episode also includes over 2 hours of music -featuring the musings of Miriam Makeba, Mamman Sani, Assagai, Eden Ahbez, Mildred Bailey, Psychic TV, Red House Painters, Vitamin Wig C, Manu Dibango, Melani Safka, Paul Dresher + others for A HOLIDAY ON THE MOON.

HOLIDAY MARKET THANKS + LOOSE LEAF TEA STOCK - SOLD OUT!

 

Dear Venusians -

Our Holiday Market was a wild success! We thank you for venturing out to the Hahamongna Native Gardens to join us, it was so nice to finally meet you.

Maxi + Becki, the other two member of the team, have recently been changing their schedule around and couldn’t join me for our market…but I was fortunate enough to have a few close friends hop aboard the Hey Venus Radio ship, and help us out.

We adopted out our Ashwagandha + Plectranthus plants to quite a few folks interested in their medicinal properties, and re-homed some books + vintage clothing from the archive. Some came to savor the delicacies of our golden tumeric milk, while others went home with a jar of our immune-boosting juice -which included a medley of ginger+carrot+beet+parsley+lime+celery+apple+mmmmm.

Our stock of loose-leaf teas and the luscious chocolate pansy cake sold out within the first 2 hours of the event! We are working on our next batch of teas, but it is a lengthy process. Check out our SHOP VENUS page to make a future purchase. BUT FIRST…join our MAILING LIST to receive updates as to when we have our next pop-up market etcetera.

I’ll be spending the next week editing our FINAL EPISODE OF 2021! Until then, scroll down to check out photos from our holiday market extravaganza!

<3

Gina Jelinski, Editor

HOLIDAY MARKET: SATURDAY 12/11 AT THE HAHAMONGNA NURSERY

JOIN US THIS SATURDAY FOR A HOLIDAY MARKET AT THE HAHAMONGNA NURSERY

WE WILL BE SELLING MANY TREASURES!

ESOTERIC BOOKS, MEDICINAL LOOSE LEAF TEAS + PLANTS, VINTAGE CLOTHING, and CHOCOLATE PANSY TREATS, too.

But don’t just come for our booth, venture over to Hahamongna to see all the beautiful offerings from many other talented artisan makers: Plant-dyed textiles from Berbo Studio; Native plant & animal art by Margaret Gallagher; Herbal apothecaries from Sentient Kin; Handmade pottery by VO Ceramics; and Coffee works from Zodiac Roasters.

Saturday December 11th

HAHAMONGNA NATIVE GARDENS

10am - 2pm

4550 Oak Grove Drive, Pasadena, California

WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!


NEW EPISODE - Frog Legs & Seven Daughters

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Now that we're moving into a new season, autumn whispers sweet nothings of  what's to come. And beneath the pale moonlight we'll ascend into 2022.

As the end of the end of year approaches, we all tend to get a little anxious. But why not instead be curious as to what big changes will take place? Why not have an excuse to dream a little? 

Our review on The Flora and Fauna of Atlantis (by Una Woodruff) further details the bewitching life (and death) of Lady Elizabeth Hurnshaw, a Lady Botanist; the seventh daughter of a seventh daughter. We include a reading of Nandor Fodor's Encyclopedia of Psychic Science as a reference, too.

Join us as we also explore folk remedies and crackpot cures from Eric Norman’s book, Beyond the Strange. Have you ever slept with a dried frog’s leg beneath your pillow to conjure up true love? Did you know that in order to relieve congestion one must walk on all fours, or place a handful of snow in the ear for ear-ache? 

Included for this (almost) end of the year episode is our usual extended playlist, featuring tracks by Pic Nic, the Dur-Dur Band, Black Brothers, Yo La Tengo, Asaw Fofor, Kikagaku Moyo, Billie Holiday, Mark Fry, Can, Slowdive, and many others.

ENTER SAMHAIN- Hallowe'en Mix Tape

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As the portals open between the living and the dead, it’s time for our terrifyingly dreamy Hallow's Eve mixtape —to keep you feeling as spooky as can be. Our 2 hour long episode includes tracks by Hot Blood, Blue Magic, Your Funeral, Kip Tyler, Dead Can Dance, Jo Stafford, and many others to help christen this night of Samhain.

We also include snippets of some of our favorite Hallowe’en movies, like ‘The Long Hair of Death’ and remnants of The Inner Sanctum radio show. LISTEN IF U DARE!

 

CHECK OUT THE TRAILER FOR OUR HALLOWEEN MIXTAPE!!

OUTDOOR SCREENINGS - Hallow's Eve Double-Feature CAT PEOPLE

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JOIN US UNDER THE STARS FOR A SPECIAL DOUBLE FEATURE!!

TICKETS FOR THIS SCREENING WILL NOT BE FOR SALE ON EVENTBRITE

It’s true, we aren’t big slasher-movie fans. It’s more about those cerebral thrillers in the vein of horror that we gravitate toward, such as our upcoming feature, CAT PEOPLE -but not just the steamy 1982 version with Nastassja Kinski, we’ve also dug up the original 1942 tale of terror starring Elizabeth Russell and Simone Simon.

Our gathering is FREE but space is limited. To RSVP email us here. 

MUST BE VAXXD + COME DRESSED TO SPOOK!

There will be plenty of cozy spots to nestle into. Enjoy a peek at our blossoming Tibouchina urvilleana and indulge in our mouth-watering franken-treats.

FILM SCREENINGS are announced monthly with each newsletter, and take place on Sundays. Food and drinks include plant-based delicacies and are offered for guests. Events are donation-based. Bring your own etcetera -but leave the drama at home. RSVP by purchasing your tickets today— space is limited! 

Once you purchase your tickets address will be provided. Screenings are held outdoors in Los Angeles - location TBA.

RITUALS- Ivy Moon & Samhain Rituals

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With the arrival of winter close by, and the full moon rising Wednesday morning, it’s not too late to conduct a ritual (or two) to welcome the arrival of the seasons. Over time we tend to lose track of one of the most important aspects of life —we depend on others, and must accept the guidance from our ancestors. Here are two of our favorite spells for doing so:


IVY MOON RITUAL

The Ivy Moon can be a catalyst for accessing messages from our ancestors. Call up their support, and ask any question that comes to mind. Set aside an hour of your day. Grab a pen + paper, a fireproof bowl, two old books, a trinket from your past (that you can part with), and a bottle of water. Head to a spot where you can view the moon and think of the obstacles you require assistance with. Make sure your phone is out of reach and silenced. Perhaps leave your phone at home. Your body will feel lighter without the toxic RF radiation.

As soon as you find your spot, stand up straight and inhale deeply. Exhale slowly as you bend forward while your arms hang loose. Watch for grasshoppers or vibrant colored Lepidoptera as they flutter next to your toes or get stuck in your eyelashes. Laugh with them. Inhale. Piss your pants a little. Exhale. Pretend like you’re going to sneeze, then shake your arms around gently for a few seconds. Begin to inhale and stand up with your back straight and chin + palms tilted up toward the moon. Stretch until you feel your shoulders crack.

Open your mouth and pretend you’re eating the rays of the moonlight. Take note of what that tastes like; styrofoam? Pine? Friedrich Nietzsche’s final bowel movement? Sit down next, close your mouth, throw your childhood trinket out into the nothingness, and push the dirt around you with both hands —left and right, left and right, as if you are a bull clearing the way for a charge. Or, a mutt covering up it’s excrement? Get out your pen and paper, and that old book to rest your bum on, and another to serve as a surface to write onto.

Now, write out a letter to your ancestors, be honest, let go. Maybe you have a message for them? But do ask questions, most importantly. Accept their guidance. Stop making excuses. Send the letter through the esoteric process of burning the letter in your fireproof bowl, and wait for the flames to go completely out. Safely put out remaining cinders with the water, then drink the rest yourself. When you arrive back home, light a candle on your porch and sing a song from your youth. Be sure to return to that same spot on your next birthday and perform the same ritual.



SAMHAIN RITUAL

Perform a spell for a restful winter —it’s time to look ahead and let go of the past; your fears, disappointments, a lost love or a close friend’s departure. Whatever the elements may be, we have the ingredients for healing that dwelling period. This is not the same ritual as the Ivy Moon act above, as with the Samhain ritual you are letting go of something, not asking for advice. You’ll need an hour of your day with no disruptions. Be sure to bring the following: Iron alloy nails, 1 ripe apple, soapy water and a bowl, a warm blanket, and 1 cup of hot apple cider. If you don’t care for cider, brew up a ginger tea by boiling partially mashed ginger root on the stove for fifteen minutes. If you like extra potency, leave the mashed ginger when transferring from stove to mug.

Pack up your ingredients and head out to an area where you can sit beneath one of your favorite trees. Maybe it’s a tree you’ve never seen before, or one from your youth. It could be a tree that represents a sacred time in your life —where you obtained your first french kiss? Why not. Maybe this tree is in your backyard, or behind a fence that says KEEP OUT.

We hope that you’ll choose a tree that takes some time (at least 10 minutes away) for you to journey off to. Set up your spot and get comfortable. Look out around you, and let out three short yelps. Lean up against your tree, rest your face on the trunk. Don’t lick it. But think about licking it. Turn around spit into your hands and think about the approaching winter, and how very restful it will be. Take your soap and water and wash your hands. Now wash your face. Sit down and lean back against your tree. Once you truly feel that energy of what’s to come, drive your nail into the apple, as close to the stem as possible. This is you anchoring that feeling. Set the apple down next to you, slowly wrap yourself up in your blanket, and sip on your hot apple cider. Upon returning home, find a spot as close to your bedroom as possible, and bury the apple.

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NEW EPISODE - Be A Moron & Keep Your Position

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There's a dreamer in each and every one of us, but even so we still have questions unanswered. Is loneliness better than surrounding oneself with assholes? And, how is courage obtained through regret?

We also talk about shitty jobs + why they matter, which city has the cheapest gas prices, and read a segment from Louise Lavelle's DILEMMA OF NARCISSUS, circa 1939.

Includes over two hours of music from our archive, featuring Bebe Daniels, Alice Armand, Tesfai Gabre, Bjork, Hawkwind, The Black Brothers, Vaclav Neckar, and a dozen or so other musical escapades to sweep you off your feet.

HE NEEDS ME- Harry Nilsson's Forgotten Masterpiece

It’s always odd to think about how some of our favorite songs have seemingly banal lyrics, but speak a truth so very real. Untethered. Singular. If one listens closely to the lyrics of a track by Bruce Haack, or even a Neil Young song —we’re swept away in an instant. Their words speak to us, and the unassuming, plebeian vocals are at once forgiving and yet still playful. Perhaps we underestimate the poet, though —as what we fail to realize, while inside the velvet swoon of love itself, true love isn’t so very complicated. We just make it so, because we’re stubborn creatures. We create challenges when there could be compassion. That’s the human condition. But don’t let me get too carried away. I really want you to listen to this bewitching song from Robert Altman’s Popeye film; sung by Shelley Duval, and released in 1980. Soundtrack composed by Harry Nilsson.

And as much as I’d like to criticize the musical numbers in a live-action interpretation of Popeye + his comrades, the truth is…the film is just sort of charming enough to win me over.


SHOP VENUS - New Addition to Our Project - MERCH!

Come and take a peek around our NEW ONLINE SHOP!

It’s true, we’ve been up to no good, and during the interim have created a database of items for sale. Some handmade, and others from our archive of books et alia.

We’re just getting started with our inventory, but we’ve got quite a few items up for grabs —Used & Antiquarian books like our limited edition copy of Japan’s Quaint Stories of Samurais: The Glorious Stories of Homosexuality, by Saikaku Ibara, translated by Ken Sato; and Monsters Galore: A Hideously Illustrated Guide to Witches + Warlocks, a charming pocket paperback.

Also up for sale are our Exclusive Hey Venus Radio Crop-Top shirts, Playing Cards, Embroidered + Crochet’d pieces, and much more to come. Take a look around , or gander down below…

 
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We need your support to keep producing the programme, as Hey Venus Radio is a volunteer-run organization. If you’re not so impressed with the items up for sale, you can also JOIN OUR PATREON to contribute toward our project —each plan comes with unique hand-made items like free digital download mix-tapes made just for our patrons, early access to episodes, as well as mugs and stickers.

Thank you for your continued support —we wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for your dedication.

<3 the Hey Venus crew

 
 

FILM SCREENINGS - Double Feature Beneath the Starry Skies

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Come sit beneath the stars with us for a special Double-Feature!

Prepare your tastebuds for plant-infused delicacies by Kylie Obermeier + explore the Tibouchina blooms in our garden.

Screenings are held outdoors. Vaxxx only please. Ticket proceeds are donated to Planned Parenthood.

Tonight we'll be screening two surreal obscurities from our archive - to depart we'll begin with Raggedy Ann and Andy - A Musical Adventure; one of the least known animations from the 1970's, and most likely for a reason. It's absolutely terrifying, yet one of the most beautiful animations from this time period. Director Richard Williams created an emotional interpretation of a classic children's story -for those who have witnessed it call the experience, psychedelic; with musical numbers that will continue to haunt your dreams for the years to follow.

Our second feature of the night is Démanty noci (Diamonds of the Night) by Jan Němec. A hypnotizing filmic treasure. Although such a tale of disparity didn't exactly start with the film itself. Arnošt Lustig's Children of the Holocaust series, Darkness Casts No Shadow, was the publication which inspired Jan Němec’s cinematic debut. Démanty noci, an unapologetic and lyrical film which redefined storytelling methodologies, was released in 1964. Deemed an “artificial documentary” by a handful of critics, the story depicts hyper-realistic imagery of the brutal struggles shared between two young men —whom escape a Nazi prison train; one which was transporting them to their next concentration camp.

We look forward to seeing you!

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NEW EPISODE - A Self-Made Atlantis: Amon Düül II + Songs for the End of the World

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Get your fill on labiodental articulations via obscure vocabularies, as well as evacuation resources for the Dixie fire, and upcoming dates for our new outdoor film screening symposium -which departs on September 19th. Grab your tickets today, as seating is limited!

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Episode #24 features a brief history of  Amon Düül II; underground revolutionaries; once upon a time these feral masters of Krautrock merged tribal, classical, and psychedelic soundscapes into an experience that changed the face of music.

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Amon Düül II was born of an artistic and political commune in the 1960's who set the pace for Krautrock's emergence amidst the collapse of world-wide sociopolitical movements.

We also include many other tracks from our archive, like Alemayehu, Mulatu Astatke, Helena Vondráčková, MINA, and a dozen or so other musical escapades to sweep you off your feet.

We can't believe the condition the world is in, but we're here to remind you - Hey Venus Radio is always by your side, to provide you with that stability and companionship -that we all require.